咖喱哥哥语录、趣事

咖喱哥哥语录、趣事

”I also find it funny how Noel mocks Liam’s unhinged behaviour; then I think it’s tragic. That attitude was typical of the Liam that Noel had encouraged all those years ago. Noel knew the media were intoxicated with the snorting, aggressive, working-class hero that Liam was. Perhaps all Liam wanted was acknowledgement from Noel, to hear ‘I couldn’t have done it without you’ just once. But with Noel, everybody has their time. Even his brother.’”

Source: Oasis: The Truth (Tony McCarroll, Blake Publishing, 2010)

我觉得当Noel嘲笑Liam的疯癫行为时真的很有趣，可事后我又觉得这真悲剧。Liam的那些行为都是Noel这么多年来纵容他的结果。Noel知道媒体就喜欢那个满脸鄙夷、自大傲慢的Liam。也许Liam所想得到的仅仅只是Noel的肯定，想听到Noel说：“没有你我什么都做不了”。但无论是谁，跟Noel在一起总是得花点时间去了解他，即使是他的弟弟也一样。

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“There is his claim that Liam and he often fought with each other. I lived, worked, and played with them for over a decade. I never once saw them come to physical blows. Not once.”

Source: Oasis: The Truth (Tony McCarroll, Blake Publishing, 2010)

Noel总是说他和Liam经常打架。但是我跟他们一起工作生活了十多年了，我从来没见过他们真正打起架来。一次都没见过。

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October 1991, at the Boardwalk gig: ”We were also expecting Noel. Liam had invited him and seemed genuinely excited that his big (little) brother was coming to see us. ‘Let’s fucking make it a good one, let’s show him,’ he urged the rest of us. With this in mind, we headed out onto the stage. Liam was extra menacing that evening… After we had finished, Liam went out front to see Noel and ask him what he thought. ‘Fucking shit’, came the reply. Liam returned backstage, his fringe still stuck to his forehead with sweat. He was deflated after his brother’s cutting two-word review. Then BigUn entered the room, smiling. ‘Hey, your kid fucking loved that.’ Liam looked at him quizzically and asked, ‘How do you know that?’ BigUn then told Liam that Noel had been engrossed, excitedly telling Louise just how much potential the band had. Noel just couldn’t bring himself to tell Liam that. The news changed Liam’s mood instantly. This was the norm from Noel, who seldom showed any positive emotion towards Liam.”

Source: Oasis: The Truth (Tony McCarroll, Blake Publishing, 2010)

1991年，在Boardwalk的演唱会

我们也一样期待着Noel。Liam邀请了他，他非常激动他哥哥就要来看我们的演出了。“让我们好好表现吧！让他看看我们的能力”他催着大伙。带着这个想法他走上了舞台。

那晚Liam异常的兴奋… 我们表演结束后，Liam走向Noel问他我们表现得怎么样。“糟透了”Noel答道。Liam回到后台，他的刘海仍汗淋淋的贴在额头上。在听到哥哥尖刻的三个字后他完全泄了气。这时BigUn走进房间，笑着说：“嗨，你家哥真喜欢这演出。”Liam满脸狐疑的问：“你又怎么知道？”BigUn说Noel一个劲儿的对Louise说你们真的很有潜质。可Noel就是无法亲口告诉Liam他有多棒。这一消息立刻改变了Liam的心情。Noel就是这样，很少会表现出对Liam的赞美喜爱之情。

【跟某篇同人文的情节真像啊。。。】

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Liverpool, late 1992: ““One evening in rehearsals (with the Real People) Noel was ready to show a song he had kept under wraps. He then went on to play ‘Live Forever’. When I say Noel could blow us out of the water with his compositions, I mean it… Liam had a look of pride in his eyes and kept glancing at each of us with a broad smile on his face. It was his ‘I Told You’ face. And he had. He had shown faith in his brother.”

Source: Oasis: The Truth (Tony McCarroll, Blake Publishing, 2010)

1992年的晚些时候，利物浦

一天晚上排练时，Noel准备好了要为我们演奏一首他正在录制的歌。随后他开始演奏Live Forever。当时我说Noel一定会让我们大吃一惊时我是认真的… Liam眼里充满了自豪，他咧开嘴挨个儿看着我们，脸上满是他特有的那副“我就跟你说嘛”的表情。他的的

确确信任他的哥哥。

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November 1993, on M6, travelling to London: ‘“ ‘Fuck you, Noel.’ This was thrown from nowhere. Liam’s eyes flashed. Noel gave him a little smile, which he knew would only serve to further wind Liam up. ‘What the fuck you’re smiling at, you little shitbag.’ Noel’s eyes lit up. ‘Sit down, you prick, before you fall down.’

Source: Oasis: The Truth (Tony McCarroll, Blake Publishing, 2010)

1993年，去伦敦的路上

不知哪里冒出来一句“去你的！Noel”。Liam眨巴着眼睛，Noel朝他轻轻微笑。Noel知道这只会让Liam更恼火。“笑什么笑啊！你个蠢货。”Noel的眼睛一亮，说到：“笨蛋，在你摔得四脚朝天之前快坐好。”

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Los Angeles, September 1994: “We made our way to the Viper Room, with Liam and me leading the way while the rest of the band were a couple of minutes behind us. The two of us entered the club and waited just inside for the rest. Pap. Pap, pap. Gunfire rang from outside the door. Everyone in the club foyer dived for cover. Liam looked at me with panic in his eyes. ‘They’ve shot our Noel,’ he

yelled, as he turned 360 degress, unsure of what to do… Some unfortunate stranger had been gunned ust before the arrival of Noel, Bonehead and Guigs.”

Source: Oasis: The Truth (Tony McCarroll, Blake Publishing, 2010)

1994年9月，在LA

我们在去Viper Room的路上，我和Liam走在前面，乐队的其他人晚我们几分钟的样子。我俩进去后开始等乐队的其他人，砰砰砰，门外传来几声响。酒吧门厅里的人们纷纷弯下腰躲避。Liam看着我，眼里满是恐慌。“他们打到Noel了！”Liam咆哮着。他随即在原地转了360度不知道要怎么办… 结果一些不幸的陌生人中弹了，Noel, Bonehead和Guigsy随后安然才到达酒吧。

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以下是各处摘来的

Is Noel like a father figure to you?

Liam: “Is he fuck. He thinks he is but I don't listen to a word he says.”

Source missing (2005)

有没有觉得Noel就像是你爸爸一样？

Liam：他像么？！他觉得他是，但我才不会听他的话呢！

【喵，说这话的时候其实你就是个孩子】

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Liam: “Listen right Steve, before we go any further, this chap (Noel), he’s not been bed-friendly the last couple of days, right.”

Noel: “Bed-friendly?”

Liam: “Bed-friendly.”

Noel: “Bed-friendly?”

Liam: “Friendly bed.”

Noel: “You ask my wife, I’m totally bed-friendly.”

Liam: “No, I’m on about bed-friendly.”

Noel: “What do you mean, bed-friendly?”

Liam: “Nothing to do with your wife.”

Noel: “Bed-friendly? Bed-friendly Hang on, I’m really friendly to my bed. I love my bed. And my bed loves me.

Liam: Yeah?

Noel: Bed friendly. You’re talking out your Tony McCarroll, mate.

Liam: Nothing to do with Tony McCarroll, shut up. Now what was the question again, before we got bed friendly?

Source: Radio 1 inteview with Steve Lamacq, October 1997

Liam：听着Steve，在继续我们的话题前我有话要说，这家伙（Noel）最近几天来表现得都不像是一个好床伴，不是。

Noel：好床伴？

Liam：好床伴。

Noel：好-床-伴？

Liam：难道你觉得我说的是“床好棒”不成。

Noel：这你得问我妻子，我可绝对是一个好床伴。

Liam：不，我说的是好 床 伴。

Noel：你究竟什么意思？

Liam：跟你的妻子没关系。

Noel：好 床 伴？好床伴，等等，我对我的床可友好了，我爱我的床，我的床也爱我。

Liam：是吗？

Noel：好床伴。兄弟，你是在说你的Tony McCarroll吧。

Liam：闭嘴，跟Tony McCarroll没半毛钱关系。好了，我们之前说到哪里了？在“好床伴”之前？

【组花之前发过，在这段之后还有下面一段】

What did you think of Jill Furmanovsky’s exhibition? Have you been there?

Liam: Well, fans want to see pictures. If it did give anything to to fans of the band, then that’s cool… See, I don’t get anything out of the whole expedition ’cause I’ve seen it all.

Noel: ‘Expedition’?! ‘Expedition’?! [laughs] Where did you go marching into? The South Pole?

Liam: Oh, whatever… I’ve seen it all before. I’m not going, ‘Oh yeah, there’s a picture of Noel Gallagher’ – I’m arsed about pictures of Noel Gallagher, or Bonehead, or me, even. [To Noel] will you shut up, man?

Noel: [laughing] ‘Expedition’…

Liam: [laughing] Shut up, man… It’s for the fans, it’s not for the band, and that’s the end of it.

Steve: So, at the moment, apart from not being bed-friendly, you seem to be getting on really well.

Liam: I’m about to knock the cunt fucking right out.

Steve: Is it always like this? Is it always on this edge, though?

Noel: Hey, listen. We’re on this really big, loved-up expedition. The pair of us, we’re on a big loved-up expedition and we’re gonna go and build two love-heart-shaped igloos in the South Pole—

Liam: Noel, shut up, man.

Noel: —and we’re gonna walk across the icy wastelands with tennis racquets.

Liam: Yeah. Bollock-naked with paintings of John Lennon on our willies, man.

Noel: On our expedition.

Source: Radio 1 inteview with Steve Lamacq, October 1997

你觉得Jill Furmanovsky的展出怎么样？你去看过了没？

Liam：呃，粥饭们想要看照片。如果这能让粥饭们喜欢那就很好，不是么？对这次探险我可没什么感觉，因为我早就看过那些照片了。

【傻喵明显是把exhibition说成了expedition，满脸黑线好不好！】

Noel：探险？！探险？！（笑）你准备去哪呢？南极么？

Liam：天，管他的… 我已经看过所有那些照片了，所以我可不会在那里叫嚣：“啊！这有Noel Gallagher的照片” – 我已经烦腻了Noel Gallagher的照片，Bonehead的也一样，还有我自己的。（转向Noel）你能不能闭嘴？

Noel：（继续笑）探险…

Liam：（跟着笑）闭嘴… 这是为粥饭们准备的，并不是为乐队做的，就是这样。

Steve：那么，现在抛开好床伴不说，你们貌似相处得不错啊。

Liam：我正准备揍这混蛋一顿呢。

Steve：你们总是这个样子么？总这么针锋相对？

Noel：嗨，听着。我们正在进行爱心大探险呢，我们要在南极建两个心形的小冰屋…

Liam：快闭嘴Noel

Noel：…然后我们会穿着球拍形雪鞋横穿冰雪茫茫的荒地。

Liam：恩啊。光着膀子在我们的小JJ上画上约翰·列侬。

Noel：是在我们的探险中。

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Noel: \"I don't eat the right things, and I'm not one for skipping round the park, you know, with the dog at six o'clock in the morning.\"

Noel：我吃东西总是有些另类，我也不是那种会在早晨6点牵着狗在公园溜达的人。

Q: \"Like someone else.\"

Q:就像某些人一样。

Noel: \"Like some- yeah.\" (Laughs)

Noel：就像某些人，是的。（笑）

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Q: \"The brother seems to be settling down into the home life and domestic bliss and watching Spongebob and going on The F Word and giving salmon receipes out to music magazines and all the rest, that's not something you wanna

get into, no?\"

Q：你家弟弟似乎过上了安定的家庭生活，并且沉浸其中乐不可支：看《海绵宝宝》，满嘴fook，给音乐杂志提供点鲑鱼烹饪法以及所有的那些事，那些并不是你想做的事，对么？

Noel: \"Yeah, but is he watching Spongebob or is Spongebob watching him?\"

Noel：恩，但你说到底是他看了《海绵宝宝》，还是《海绵宝宝》看了他？

Q: \"I think he hasn't figured that out himself to be quite honest with you.\"

Q：实话跟你说，我觉得就连他自己都不知道。

Noel: (laughing) \"You know... I mean, you know. Bless him. You know, he's kinda been through... Listen, his life was madder than all the rest of ours put together. Between 95 and... whenever it was he put the salmon on. D'you know what I mean. He lived it, and he lived it for all of us, and he lived it for all the people that couldn't be in London at that time and could read about, and he was doing it 24 hours a day, seven days a week, you know. And he can't be arsed anymore. Good for him. You know. It makes for a better professional life if he's overdosing on salmon and not on illegal drugs.\"

Noel：（一直笑）你知道… 我… 的意思，你知道。上帝保佑他。你知道，他事实上经历了… 他的生活疯狂得比我们其他所有人的疯狂生活加起来还要疯狂。在95年到… 管它

哪一年之间，他开始研究鲑鱼，懂我的意思么？他研究它，他为我们所有人研究它，他为所有那些在那时不住伦敦的人研究它以便他们能读到（他的方法）。他一天24小时，一周七天不停的研究，你知道，真没有比他还混蛋的人了。但这对他也好，你知道，如果他是吃鲑鱼过量而不是服毒过量那他会有一个更好的职业生涯。

Source: Phantom 105.2, October 10th, 2008 (courtesy of dollrock)

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咖喱哥语录就是良药，因为每次看他们的语录或者会笑得上气不接下气，或者就是被感动得死去活来，让我暂时忘记一下现实生活里的烦恼啦！

也许，这就够了。